i hate bottles


Back in the day I posted this picture on my Myspace profile. It is, of course, a reference to Futurama. However, this is what my friend Jason had to say about it:
'Dom was performing a spoken word epic in Florence, Italy, at the annual international spoken word grammies there, and during his freestyle section he brought up pizza, and one thing you should never do, is say that margharita is one of the best, it does not go down well with the Italians, he even called it "cheese and tomato."

So anyway, Dom was rained on by a torrent of bottles... luckily he threw them all back. He killed 20,000 people.'
Genius.

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